|mom:||why are you laughing alone in your room|
|me:||makes a mistake|
|me:||thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years|
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.
So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.