- aries: can write hella cute poems
- taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture
- gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
- cancer: can decorate cakes really good
- leo: photoshop expert
- virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
- libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
- scorpio: super good with makeup
- sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
- capricorn: expert tree climber
- aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
- pisces: can beat any and every video game
Thank God for the Freedom of Information Act. Aside from giving us insight we need to be more responsible stewards of a liberal democracy, it provides us with the endlessly entertaining experience of learning how the Central Intelligence Agency has been spending our tax dollars to make the world a more horrifying place. Although the C.I.A. has been doing their best to portray themselves as self aware via their Twitter account in recent months, it’s important to remember how many completely batshit attempts at world domination preceded their covert-conquest of our hearts in 140 characters.
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